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Ching Chong Beautiful Ching Chong Beautiful

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Is ruined by it's own difficulty

This is an excellently BUILT game, but it's infuriating as it could be actually fun if it weren't for uneccesary difficulty, now I'm not just bitching because it's too hard, I actually have gold on most levels.

List of game play mechanics that ruin the game:

You can't wall jump if you're not going above a certain speed
Running into walls at a certain speed knocks you down, this would be okay, if it wasn't so hard to turn around.
Ledge grab is quite random to whether or not you grab on, either that or very specific.

Fix these and it would be a 10



The TriColor Art Collab The TriColor Art Collab

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant

Some of the art clearly wasn't on par with the rest, but I respect you gave them a place in the collab aswell, I especially like the arts that at that grainy (dotty?) effect to them.

Cool Idea!


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SirBeretofClock responds:

Thanks!


Sacred Seasons MMORPG Sacred Seasons MMORPG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FREE ACCOUNT and Really good for flash game

But it'll chew up alot of my time, and is pretty boring after a while.

IF ANYONE WANTS A FREE ACCOUNT HERE TIS

User: Jumpa
Password: qwerty123

Have fun


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Red Code 2 Red Code 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Horrible

Like others have said before, the gun upgrades make it worse! Taking away the charge to upgrade to something you didn't even know was going to happen is stupid. The accuracy of the burst is horrible even with full accuracy on, does he suffer from some kind of illness where his hands shake violently?

Dying once and bam, it's over... Could at least give the option to continue from the last point...

Too frustrating for it's own good.


MakingFunGames responds:

Zero?

Please.....


Neuron Neuron

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

ANOTHER Geometry Wars Clone

Everything about it screams unoriginality, and like Cosmic Bard said, that song (although awesome) is overused.

The whole playing field is ripped from Geometry Wars, the whole game idea is ripped from geometry wars. "Perks", you've got to be kidding me...

OK I'll try and be fair here and ignore the fact it's completely ripped and I could find at least 5 or more games exactly like it on newgrounds alone.

The graphics are bland and average, the neon enemies and player is nice but besides that everything's quite boring. The same song over and over? Bleh.

People do yourself a favour and play the original.


spectre1989 responds:

Well, in my defense I'd say it isn't a Geometry Wars clone as such, it's just a vector swarm shooter. It doesn't directly copy any of the details of Geometry Wars, I'd say the word "clone" applies more to games like Vector Effect, and even those direct clones are still valid games given that Geometry Wars is a desktop/xbla game and these are flash games.

As for the background, I don't really see how it's ripped from Geometry Wars? GW used an array of lines which move in such a way that give a feeling of 3D, the background in Neuron does not.

Thanks for playing though, and taking the time to voice your concerns.


Epic War 3 Epic War 3

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fix the glitch

!!!!! It's impossible to get the 4 Hero Clear Medal!!!!!!!!

You can get all the others though, the game is brilliant and I love the trials, however a little more player interactivity could be added.


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Mini-Game Collab Mini-Game Collab

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

CONGRADULATIONS

Is what I was told after winning "Possible plane"... The fish game YOU CAN'T LOSE SERIOUSLY, the loading bar's messed up and most of the game's are terrible, the pee one was funny until i realised it sometimes sent a shock down all three making it impossible. For the guitar hero-ish game, it lagged causing it to get off sync leaving me playing the last 15 seconds without music. Also one of the most annoying things, after losing a game (for some not all) it DOESN'T HAVE A REPLAY BUTTON! Making you go back to the menu and then finding the game and then selecting it again. It needs to be polished.


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MrRandomist responds:

some replay buttons where removed due to time restraints, sorry about the pee game its not my fault that it got messed up!
The guitar game was not my fault its your computer it works fine for me.
ill fix the spelling mistake when i do my next update on the game.
the errors are fixed now cause there was a faulty piece of code


Fear Unlimited Issue2 Fear Unlimited Issue2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Good, not great

I found myself unable to turn around sometimes and the controls could use some work, overall things just lacked polish and it seems like a fun game, and it kinda got boring after i killed like 8 guys, shame this has medals i wanted to try and get as many as i could but i don't think i can play this again


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BO: Secret of Steel Demo BO: Secret of Steel Demo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

BRILLIANT

I love the combat system, the physics and the artwork though simple is awesome. The gameplay was smooth and gotta love the squishy sound FX :P


JohanHjarpe responds:

Thanks very much.


stickBrix stickBrix

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good but...

it's still just breakout. It was fun to play and all but it got annoying, also the ball passed through a brick brik once and I was like FUCKING CHEAT!